Apparently the toy companies think Wayne Knight = Jeremy Renner.
#5. Dennis Nedry (Jurassic Park) — From Obese IT Guy to Ripped Dinosaur Hunter
Nedry’s nerdy (we see what you did there, Jurassic Park) glasses have been replaced with cool shades. His shitty windbreaker is now a fashionable green turtleneck sweater with ’70s cop-style shoulder-holster. He comes equipped with a “tranq-spray gun” instead of diabetes. But perhaps most baffling is the fact that Nedry now comes with his own pet dilophosaurus — the same species that murdered him in the movie.
If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.
I just spit cracker everywhere